no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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