I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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