O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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