Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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