I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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