Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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