can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
