you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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