just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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