yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
