real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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