i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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