...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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