Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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