That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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