How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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