I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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