Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(281): View more from Texas

Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.

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(416): View more from Toronto

She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....

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(314): View more from Missouri

My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.

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(858): View more from California

He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.

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(415): View more from California

Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?

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