I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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