Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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