i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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