I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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