I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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