Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Help. Why am I so naked?
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