It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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