Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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