Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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