was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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