alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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