I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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