Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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