watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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