forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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