No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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