PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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