Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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