Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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