I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Randomize
