love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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