thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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