yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
being pregnant is like rehab
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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