Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Small penises have feelings too.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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