i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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