just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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