I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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