i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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