How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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