I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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