I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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