you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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