so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
