so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
