Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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