Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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